Fantasy Thoughts on Ostomy bags

As I have learned more and more about ostomy bags and how they can help people it got me thinking about the use of ostomy bags in fantasy worlds or movies. Take Star Wars for example. Do stormtroopers wear ostomy bags? Is that why we never see them remove their armor and go to the bathroom? What about the top dog Darth Vader, does he also have an ostomy bag? Space flight can be dangerous and requires a lot of attention, the use of an ostomy bag could prove beneficial to the piolets. These are odd questions to be thinking about and proposing but I think it is an interesting inquiry. 

In Star Wars we never see Vader remove a piece of armor other than his helmet and that was only for a few moments. After learning more about ostomy bags it got me thinking about the not-so-real world. I do not think it is too far-fetched to think that when Palpatine found Aniken on Mustafar and brought him to have the surgery to make him into Darth Vader he had a colostomy surgery take place as well. This could make sense as Vader never seems to use the bathroom or show signs of needing to. If he had to go he could just go in his suit and continue with the task at hand. 

On the other hand Vaders pawns, the Stormtroopers. They are clones first and foremost so odds are when they are coded they have the colostomy surgery already said and done. The clones would be born needing ostomy bags. This could also make sense as I am sure the dawning and removal of the armor was a lengthy process. If the troopers had ostomy bags they would never need a break from training or battling as they can use the bathroom right there on the spot. Again, an odd proposition to bring to light but it is not impossible, especially in the world of Starwars. 

A strong argument can also be made that most of the time people were traveling the galaxy through space and hyperspace. I believe most people would be a little too busy with making sure the ship is in tip-top shape and not thinking much about relieving themselves. Not to mention, ostomy bags do not impede any day-to-day tasks so the use for them could be a good idea for a space pilot. The dumping of ostomy bags would not hurt the environment either because they would dump them in space as they are traveling and the discarded waste would just freeze and float in space till the end of time. 

I do not think it is impossible to believe certain people in the Starwars universe have the need for an ostomy bag. I think it would make sense for certain characters to have had one as it would allow them to complete their job with little to no need for a break. However, I do think that ostomy bags could have had a role in the Star Wars universe. This is all hypothetical of course, Star Wars is not real, nothing more than highly loved movies by everyone. I only thought it was an interesting idea although far-fetched and a bit gross it could make for an interesting topic for discussion and possibly ruin how people look at Stormtroopers and DarthVader more importantly. 

Steps To Replace a Urostomy Pouch At Home

In this article, we will discuss how to change a urostomy pouch at home. Since it can be hard to change an ostomy pouch after getting discharged from the hospital, you may find the information in this post helpful.

Changing your urostomy pouching system

An ostomy pouching system typically consists of a wafer and a bag. The wafer has an adhesive-laden side that goes against the peristomal skin. There are two types of ostomy pouches: one-piece ostomy pouch and two-piece ostomy pouch. A one-piece ostomy pouch is a single unit combining both the wafer and the bag. Meanwhile, a two-piece ostomy pouch allows the user to detach the bag without taking the wafer off the peristomal skin.

It is crucial to change your ostomy pouch twice every week. The best time to change the urostomy pouch is the morning before eating or drinking anything. At that time, your stoma is not much functional.

You can change your ostomy pouch the way you feel comfortable. You can do it while sitting or standing, depending on your preferences. While you can change your ostomy bag anywhere, the washroom is usually the most appropriate place for this procedure. You can also shower or bath after taking the ostomy pouch off.

Supplies required for the procedure

First and foremost, gather all the supplies that you will need while changing the ostomy pouch. Those supplies include the following.

• Adhesive remover pads or trays
• Paper towels, clean washcloths, or gauze pads
• Pen or marker
• Measuring guide
• Scissors
• New ostomy pouch

Instructions

1. First of all, clean your hands using soap and water. Make sure to dry your hands after washing using a disposable towel. Turn off the faucet using the same towel.

2. Now, empty your existing urostomy pouch. It will require you to open the spout at the bottom of the pouch. It will let urine in the pouch flow out of the spout. While squeezing urine out of the bag, make sure that everything flowing out goes into the toilet. Placing a layer of tissue paper over the water surface inside the toilet will help prevent splashing. Make sure to empty the existing pouch.

3. Clean your hands and take the urostomy pouch off. Remove the skin barrier using adhesive remover spray. Now, press down the abdominal skin near the edge of the skin barrier using one hand. At the same time, pull the skin barrier away from the pressed part of the skin using your second hand. Make sure to remove the skin barrier slowly. Once the ostomy pouch is detached from the skin completely, throw it into a trash can.

4. Clean the skin around the stoma using a moist piece of gauze or washcloth. Use it gently while cleaning the peristomal skin. After cleaning, dry the area by using a hairdryer on the cool setting. You can also pat the skin dry using a dry cloth. Remember, the new flange will adhere to the skin only when it is dry.

5. Your stoma will change its shape and size during the first few weeks after surgery. It will take six to eight weeks for it to settle to a permanent shape and size. During these weeks, you will have to measure your stoma every time you change the ostomy pouch. Then, you will have to use those measurements to create an opening in a cut-to-fit skin barrier. Once your stoma reaches a permanent and regular shape, you can start using precut ostomy pouches.

6. Remove the adhesive cover from the flange’s side that has to go against the peristomal skin. Start applying from the top and work it downwards using your fingers. Make sure that the opening of the flange fits nicely around the stoma. After applying the skin barrier, cover it using your palms to let the warmth improve its adhesion. Attach the ostomy pouch with the flange if you are using a two-piece pouching system.